tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-65678335493170639152024-02-20T02:01:33.699-08:00Zombie TunaWhen something fishy happens in the world of the undead experts call that “Zombie Tuna”. Welcome to America 2065. All contents of this page are copyrighted and may not be used by the living or dead without some really good reason.Ted Zandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02017745004871164464noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567833549317063915.post-51455080574528292412011-03-22T18:43:00.000-07:002011-03-22T18:43:04.689-07:00November 2, 2065I've drugged the three of them, applied some makeup to make them look a lot deader, and put them in some ragged clothes. In her case that only made her more noticable, so I had to rethink that approach. Crossing the border is going to be very tricky business, and word is out that some very nasty fellows are looking for them. Someone has posted a price on her head that's twenty times what I'm getting for this job.<br />
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The most difficult part of this operation will be the part where they have to mingle with another group of bootleg zombies that are being transported across the border by the very group that is offering the bounty on her head.Ted Zandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02017745004871164464noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567833549317063915.post-51369437830696609852010-12-07T00:05:00.000-08:002010-12-07T00:05:27.196-08:00October 31, 2065Jerry has asked me to run these three across the Canadian border, that was going to be almost impossible. Payday was just around the corner. Getting them to do the possum act didn't seem like it would be that tough. That's when he told me who they were and why he needed me. Hell had walked into my office, and I held the door open!! The was the niece of the man running for president, you know who I'm talking about, he wants to change the zombie laws. His opponents would love to know about her, she would be meat in the zombie mill before nightfall!!!Ted Zandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02017745004871164464noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567833549317063915.post-57299881517227014162010-12-07T00:03:00.001-08:002010-12-07T00:03:13.506-08:00October 30, 2065Today she walked into me office. Glancing up I could see that she had more curves than a dangerous mountain road, but the vacant eyes, and slack jaw spoke of road damage. With her were the Mutt and Jeff posters boys for why incest was bad. From behind them Jerry stepped into the room, I knew at that moment my day had changed.Ted Zandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02017745004871164464noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567833549317063915.post-33488262816078662482010-12-07T00:02:00.002-08:002010-12-07T00:02:40.024-08:00October 29, 2065Alfredo is taking me out into the swamps to meet his contact. The man uses zombies as gator bait, gets good money for the skin. The zombies never leave the water, so it's fall away in chunks, or be a meal for a potential purse!!Ted Zandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02017745004871164464noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567833549317063915.post-19360745659736383442010-12-07T00:02:00.000-08:002010-12-07T00:02:07.551-08:00October 28, 2065People always talk about, "The bad part of town", not even aware that there's a bad part of the bad part, the under belly of the beast!! There are things happening down here that most people never want to think about, let alone see. Zombie strip joints, not whole zombies either, just what the customers consider the better parts. <span data-jsid="text">It's down here that I get my best information. Down the filth ridden alleyways, that seem to grow their own special beasts, ones that will do anything for a fix. Perhaps a nanny slap at 35,000 volts. Reboot your cortex!!</span>Ted Zandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02017745004871164464noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567833549317063915.post-66651697200445624312010-12-07T00:01:00.001-08:002010-12-07T00:01:23.643-08:00October 27, 2065Recent robberies have been connected to a group of mannys running a zombie crime group. Police are not releasing full details, but insider rumors also link them to a recent rash of hits on high profile targets, using recently deceased relatives.Ted Zandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02017745004871164464noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567833549317063915.post-19827683711024929722010-12-07T00:00:00.005-08:002010-12-07T00:00:56.395-08:00October 26, 2065International sources have said that some soccer clubs have been using zombie mods to win games, and are linked to an international gambling cartel. The mods, when run by a talented manny can perform better than a normal human.Ted Zandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02017745004871164464noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567833549317063915.post-70080683586170631462010-12-07T00:00:00.001-08:002010-12-07T00:00:21.218-08:00October 25 2065Found an enclave of free roaming zombie in the hills outside of town. They have learned how to remain hidden and feed of us without being seen. I almost didn't make it out myself. They run in packs and seem to follow one main zombie.Ted Zandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02017745004871164464noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567833549317063915.post-78216501304600012542010-12-06T23:59:00.001-08:002010-12-06T23:59:42.927-08:00October 24, 2065Spent a good part of the afternoon down at the park watching people in zombie powered paddleboats as they lazily sailed around the lake. An informant of mine told me he had news of zombie pits fights taking place in the highlands outside of townTed Zandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02017745004871164464noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567833549317063915.post-6807169558981403982010-10-26T18:30:00.000-07:002010-10-26T18:30:50.486-07:00October 26th 2065There has been talk of starting a zombie soccer league. I wonder if a mixed league might be better, put a bit more blood back in the sport.Ted Zandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02017745004871164464noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567833549317063915.post-5482953545770434602010-10-23T18:07:00.000-07:002010-10-23T18:07:21.429-07:00October 23rd, 2065<div class="GBThreadMessageRow_Body_Content">Did you read about what happened to that DEA agent in Columbia? </div><div class="GBThreadMessageRow_Body_Content">One of the big drug cartels found out he was working undercover so they slit his throat, pulled his tongue out, and dressed him in a tuxedo. Then they dropped him off in front of the church that his daughter was getting married in. It was a pretty clear message!!! </div>Ted Zandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02017745004871164464noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6567833549317063915.post-63179716078697764002010-10-20T23:28:00.001-07:002010-10-22T18:03:06.584-07:00Welcome to zombie tuna<span style="font-size: large;">The place where zombie's come to life, sort of!!</span>Ted Zandershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02017745004871164464noreply@blogger.com0